my head is a big blob of clay

Thursday, February 18, 2010

I have always been an impluse styled man.. so one day after doing one green screen video I was like

lets make clay stop motion cause I found a program for $30 to do stop motion.  Then I proceeded to buy

a ton of clay only to find out I did not have the patience for clay...and ended up making how I felt in

my head after trying to do stop motion clay... fun..fun.. $200....gone..

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Shut up with the new order shit..

Sunday, February 14, 2010
Lets say I want to exploit a nation.  The first thing you have to do is figure out who has the final say and then you exploit that.  How do you get religious people to not vote for universal healthcare which by the way is what Jesus would be for?  Come on now, lets not play here.  You make people believe that universal healthcare is something the socialist liberals want and it is a stepping stone from there to pro-life and gay marriage. 

**Sidebar:  From an evolutionary stand point being regular means better health.  TC why won't you make me an app to track my poops.  Doctors ask that info all the time.. are you regular.. I want to be able to give him the info with pictures of the type of poop.. bet you that site would get a lot of traffic.  I have a URL if you will make it for me.. tweetmyfinger.com sponsers by all bran...

That is likely why men have the gspot in there ass.  We are men.. and with free streaming porn we need something more powerful to remind us to take a shit. 

But from the if god is so smart he might of predicted the whole gay thing, knowing what the penis is... The whole bible when you look at it from a mans perspective is to stop the penis.. stop men's evolutionary right to pass on its seed.  I have to argue that god must be a woman cause if god is a man I could be plenty happy being hue hefner.. I mean dam.. I am already going to hell...

** Sidebar:  Why is it people will argue with you when you say that or say I am crazy.. They all try to tell me otherwise.. I mean dear gosh... you would think I would know if I were crazy..

Besides gay men are not competition.. that is this new I am not gay but prefer women.. thaat to me is scary.. we send all our straight boys to war.. just now we let the gay guys who could be like the turning point in the war.. could you imagine what queer eye to the straight guy solder in pink compacts.. blow you like no fully covered muslim girl ever could.. surrender now Bin Laden,  we got 5 men in pink to suck you off.. er get you out.. closer to god.. muahahahah

See religion is just a tool that seperates us for control.  It is the one thing that has been proven over and over again as the best tool for making normal people do horrid things and think they are right.. when you stand from afar god is a monster who seeks revenge and forces his beliefs down everyones throats.. seems more like something we would do for profit.  See the corruption in our govt's never went away, we just made it legal.

Step back for a moment... just consider this.  How many people in the US lost everything?  Then what if I tell you that for doing that we give the companies who fleeced you like black gumbo sized dick unplugging your tight vg ass..

sidebar:  Anal sex is the easiest way to get the HIV... anal tearing.. not to mention you could get some virus up your penis.. dam, love your penis.. use a condom....and don't go ass to anything but the dam toilet.. do not use antibacterial soap because it can lead to loss of testosterone.. which leads to limp dick.. which leads to sitting at home and copying techcrunch on an email.. but what the fuck.. you get one life.. so why not live..

No war is of god.. fight, I don't really care.. do your thing.. I just want us to be honest about it.  Republicans stop acting like chicken with your heads cut off.. from all the bible fear mongering.. you will never see an angel or a demon.. the question isn't is evolution is true because your cells, your dna.. if we cut into would prove evolution beyond any reasonable doubt... The question now is there an element of god.. of faith..

sidebar:  Do you ever think that the reason thier are so many different types of faith across the board because we are all very unique people.. you could not teach us all the same.. why are you so afraid to look to science.. to see the fact that a dam astroid had to hit us for us to come to be...

See their are too many holes in your bible.. why do we need Jesus to be superhuman.. why do we need evil to have some form then it is simple ripples in the math.... Why do bad things happen to good people?  Because we can never see all the ripples...  a consequence of choice.. of free will.. cain and able.. two choices.. the kind one and the not kind one.. a million, billion small choice where we choose to be kind or creul...

Jesus brought us redemption which is something we need because man was and still is really stupid...the same type of people that would of killed Jesus live in Texas and love football.  Why is it the places that love themselves some gun, also love them some Jesus.. like they really believe that they are doing gods work because they are killing muslims...

That if your muslim they are not going to heaven.. nothing in this world makes me more mad than hearing that because I have met truly beautiful muslim people.. I have stared into big brown eyes and want to kiss her but couldn't because the first time she kisses is on your wedding day.. she had magic in her eyes.. sometimes when you have less to see, you notice subtlies in people you would otherwise miss..

Maybe none of it is intentional... maybe it is.. a flaw in the system.. obviously media would follow the most sensational stories and when it comes to minorities you only get the thug in the street which is why all black americans according to my chinese consultant were portrayed as thugs and gangstas.. and your like dam.. I get it.. you have the smallest penises so you have the most valid reason to dislike black folk..

sidebar: Would you trade your place with a black person.. meaning you have to deal with the shit black folk still get from old white folk in the states.. but the bonus is you get a black sized penis.. I mean I hate to say it but you give me a choice... Black guys to me are more evolved than white.  We cannot make any type of commentary on intelligence because until you expose each culture, race.. religion to the same funding in education and healthcare over a long period is the only way you would know.  It would be logical that our congnitive abilities would be slightly different as is the case with woman.. but to extrapolate that black people are not good at the books has no basis..

you could argue black folks would have to be athletic.. would have to be smart to keep from getting killed by white folks or sold as slaves..

Never really understood the whole slave aspect of things.. I am sorry but black guys have less body hair, bigger dicks and look good in the sun.. they don't go pink.. burn.. why would you want that type of compition.. you know white chicks just love the big dick.. asking for trouble..

Ok I am done.. for today..

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Why do we see masturbating as wrong?

Thursday, February 4, 2010
Like many tubers I have done more than one video talking about how I masturbate.  For a guy it is something you do from a very young age till the day you die.  It is part of being a man, the part that nobody ever wants to talk about and I just don't get why?  What is this stigma we have towards the human body and masturbation as if there is something wrong with it?

We have a body and on it for a guy at least is a penis... why should we feel bad about making ourselves feel good?

I suppose if your religious you would say it is not wrong to masturbate as long as you don't lust after someone... which begs the question what the heck do you think about?  Would you rather have your son thinking of the dog than some girl?  Maybe that is how beastiality became a word.    Some poor guy was trying not to think about the hot girl down the road, saw a goat and had the best masturbation ever... maybe after that moment he fell in love with the goat and it become part of history. 

Likely the next argument that people will use is it pushes young boys to go online to look at porn.  I might argue that as a boy with a PC you are going to go online to look at porn regardless.  Where else are you actually going to learn about sex?  But wait no that is wrong cause porn is an addiction and you will lose all interest in actual girls... like that would ever happen..

Seriously who actually comes up with this bullshit and it is bullshit cause any guy with a penis knows that porn is simply to get the aignst out..not that you can explain it to women who actually get their feelings hurt when they find out their men still masturbate.. and the funny thing is when you are sexually active with someone you masturbate more because you want sex all the time...

To be honest it keeps you sane and faithful.. Leave it to women to not have a clue about evolution..

and you know the sad thing because of all our phobias about masturbation it never gets talked about.  Nobody talks about the fact that likely if you have a brother or dad he has jerked off in the shower and that shit is sticky.. he has jerked off over the toilet.. on the carpet.. on the bed, in a sock.. all the places that you share also..

but hey that is better than talking about it.... better than getting your kid a bunch of condoms with water based lube so he learns to use protection and can reduce the amount of time it takes to get the condom on the penis... god forbid you actually get the lube in a package that looks like shaving cream and can even double as shaving cream...so sister don't make fun of you. 

No biggie... it is only the penis and only sinful people get the HIV so who cares about teaching people how to be safe.  Ostrich sand right...

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Drugs, sex... and lesbians..what could be more fun

Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Recently because the sports section does not last a whole bathroom break I was forced to read Dear Anderson.. which is like a dear Abby with a Matrix like name for people who ask questions about life.  I know bad igebadia for reading this sappy woman stuff but hey I read cosmo when I was younger to better understand woman and upon occasion I read Dear Anderson because I am convinced she is a computer spy.. secretly keeping us trapped in the Matrix...

In today being Monday, Febuaray 1rst two questions were asked. 

The first was I married an addict.. I thought he would love me enough to quit and he didn't... well personally you get no pity from me cause guess what women you cannot fix a man's problems.  It is amusing to me because a lot of women I meet love the bad boy, love the messed up guy, love the guy with a ton of baggage and then get surprised that they are not enough.  Guess what ladies you cannot fix anyone but yourself.  Maybe you should look inside and ask yourself what would make you marry an addict?  That is asking for trouble cause darling the only person you can quit anything for is yourself.  Trust me... you cannot change for another person.. the change has to be for you so it lasts and it is real.  You should leave your husband.. it is that simple.. divorce is not death.. otherwise 50% of the people in this world would be dead.  He needs to decide he wants to quit for him.  You need to have some confidence and realize you deserve better.  It does not have to be emotional in any way shape or form.  Sit down with him, explain you love him but you deserve better and until he is able to provide you with what you deserve he needs to find a new place to live.  That is the only way because usually addiction comes from undealt with issues inside that he has been able to hide for years.
STOP ENABLING him.. which you are.  I am not saying you should not see him.  Go on dates but make it very clear that until he has been clean for 6 months and goes to AA meeting he will not be welcome to live with you...

The second question was I am not gay but I prefer women.. which is the latest female craze that just confuses guys.. yes hot girls are turning to chicks because they are tired of men who are dicks.  First off it took you 6 years to tell a girl you love her?  Well there is your first mistake.. you have no balls... and you deserve to get hurt because of that.  Being a man is having the balls to stand up and say I like you... and now you don't know what to do when she says she is a lesbian?  Really.. cause that is pretty clear to me.. HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE... dear gosh in 6 years she did not fall for you.. even after you told her she rejected you... but no you didn't listen... so she told you she was a lesbian.. and even now you are questioning what to do... seriously wake up, go get laid and get over it cause sometimes in life the people we love do not love us and it sucks.. it is the most horrible thing in the world..

Sometimes it will hurt so bad that you will lay there in your bed unable to move.. but over time it will hurt less...

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The vultures are swirling around Toyota

I am sitting here watching the news about Toyota and the recall.  This guy from Canada who never had a real problem with his car but did have to bring it in to have the fix applied to the gas peddle is joining the class action lawsuit.  How American I said to myself... this guy is going on about the hardship it has caused him and he should be compensated for it... personally I think people who look to get rich off lawsuits should be taken outside and shot.  Poor you.. you had your car recalled... oh whatever will you do.. lets sue cause of the stress.. seriously... if someone dies fine sue... if you can blame a faulty part.. then sue... but to join a class action lawsuit when all you have had to do is simply take your car back to the dealership... well then you are not a man.  Cause a real man.. a man with a penis... doesn't need to get free money from other people. 

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