You will not penis based market me miss justine..

She thinks she can use our penis to get us to watch her videos... and she is right.. see how you can never trust the penis... 

So I rose up men and told her we would not be messed with..

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random shit

they always want to talk some shit.. hi so what ales you my friend.  when is the last time you got laid, are you watching enough free streaming porn, are your parents supportive by getting you condoms to masturbate into because package, condom, get it on the penis is important, you should practice.  how long does it take to get hard a second time?  If it takes a long time get cialis..it is wonderful. don't take 2.. volcano dick.. he will take two..

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Ask igebadia: Spin me around baby

Question:

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Geba Answer
Well is he spinning cause I drank too much?  Dam if you put a spinning person in front of me I will get motion sickness and become disoriented... I will have to find an asian person to ask... let me post this without your email...

Do you have a question?  If it doesn't suck or annoy me I might answer it on http://igebadia.com  isn't it funny that a poor, broke bum like me can manage to have a way to contact me... but google the biggest company in the world can't manage to have a ask google website.. money must be tight google...

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Are the top Tubers selfish attention seeking whores?

I can't help but feel really angry at all these attention seeking folks on youtube.  Here we are at a crucial time in our lives when the world is listening, talking about some of the enviromental issues we will all have to face when we get our head out of the sand and you would think the top tubers such as Lisa Nova, Peter Chao, nigahiga or the annoying Fred would take a stand.  Sadly that is not the case in this world where it is a me world.  Instead of actually doing a video that would benifet the world instead they put out their regular keyword friendly trash to get more views and subs.  This is why I believe our time will be remembered or looked upon in the history books as the dumb and indifferent time in the world where were too busy watching fart videos to notice corporations have destroyed our world.. When will people wake the fuck up and start to take some responsiblity.. the blook of the dead, the posioned.. the raped are upon the hands of the indifference and I shall never let them forget.. I will be like a barking dog that will never go away.. Lisa Nova you made the biggest mistake of your life by being nothing more than a self serving...

they call me igebadia fan me on facebook... and join me as we find ways to wake people from the indocrination of indifference.. together we she let our voices be heard.. they shall feel the wrath of the disenchanted.. the angry.. the empassioned..

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We are complete and utter dumbassas!!!

destorms video:

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penis based marketing: beer and 3somes

the video

the igebadia video response

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Taking a vacation.. where should I go..

I have been both to the dominican and Jamaica.  Both were less than wonderful as you really didn't feel too safe outside the resorts and the word resort is a loosely used term as there were always flaws you could see and the beaches were less than beachy.  I just want to get away.. from myself here in edmonton.  I hate the holidays.. the weather.. the lack of light.. the fact that the girl of my dreams is on the otherside of the world and I can't afford to be in the same country to just be in the game and to be honest she barely knows I exist.. truth is I am so tired of feeling sad.. so tired of this life.. I can't remember the last time I felt happy... We are always sold on this idea that there is a new tomorrow.. that is will get better but it doesn't have to.. I loved playing sports.. I loved playing for a school team.. being part of a team... and I will never have that again.. mens league or pickup doesn't bring me any joy.. truth is it is more boring than fun as I loved the balls to the walls thrill of how it was when I was young.. as you get older the cracks of your childhood start to show.. you tend to feel less adequate as time and life take away what it means to be a man.. you realize your never going to have kids.. never going to find love and even if you did later in life you are too old to feel as if you did when you are young.. you look in the mirrior and instead of a cut, muscled body you see...

I must be one of the few people that did not get the h1n1 antivirus cause he hoped he would die.. cause only then will I have peace but no.. I cannot be that luchy.. fucken god... will curse me to live a long life.. I could walk through iraq and likely still be ok...I am cursed to be too cowardly to take my own life and too lucky to have it taken for me.. I am desperately afraid because I have to get a job and my heart is still a raging mess...

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Mancard must: Ask the hot girl...cause she will help you get laid..

Of course it might be with a guy cause dam with her next to you everyone will make a few assumptions.. he is gay for not wanting to bang her.. he is banging her and has a huge horse penis... so I guess I am going to have to be gay.. dam.. gay men are suppose to have bigger penis.. well if the food gives me any trouble, I guess a plunger might come in handy.. I don't want to be gay... but she is fun and I don't have to worry about her wanting to sleep with me.  She is the type of person you could have fun with, move past your self made walls.  Even though she hasn't responded to your last two emails...

You have to ask.. darling.. I promise not to hit on you over and over again or be annoying.. in all ways I will be like a gay friend.. unless you can find me some hot ass and teach me how to tame chaos your name is woman enough to brave random, casual really fun sex.. I mean hot girls make you look sexier.. the only time you ever get hit on by lots of girls is when you are dating a hot girl.. maybe it works for hot girl friends.. maybe you play the gay card like a movie I watched just recently about some nerd and his friend who got to have a 3 some..

Forgive me but I always feel as if my generation missed out on orgies.. our parents had orgies in the 60's... Kids at 15 are having orgies.. I WANT orgies.. not really.. the idea of having to please two woman.. scares the crap out of me.. dear gosh could you imagine two best friends and all your physical insecurities.. it would be like on american idol in a way.. cause you will think everytime you see them go to the washroom and it will drive you crazy...

This picture.. her name is nat.. she looked like a gyspy.. and I got her to come to my room, get naked and agree to have sex with me... with a condom, couldn't get a heart on....didn't have no cialis 

I am 33.. dam I got maybe 2 years of good sex left.. lol.. I need a hot friend to come to the tropics and help me pick up girls..  This could be a business ideas.. bring a hot girl.. she will help you get laid... What.. it is how you sell cars, beds, shaving creame...

I blogged this..

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We are addicted to racism

In a recent video of mine on my igebadia channel where I talk about racism in the US.  The reason I did so is not because any of my thoughts or ideas are new, but because often when the message comes from a black mouth it is disregarded by white folks as just another black person playing the race card.  We are very good as people in finding reasons to justify bigotry and stereotypes.  So I a white guy decided to highlight some areas in the US which in my opinion are subtle but very real racist policies in government and sports. 

Now knowing what I know about this world from my travels I should of expected a backlash from black people because the reality is both american white folk and black folk are addicted to racism.  They wouldn't know how to live in a world without it.  Proof of this is Mrchicity who commented saying I was a no talent hack.. He is black and from what his comments suggest he does give back to his community which is important.  That said he didn't find my comments insightful at all which begs the question why?  Why wouldn't a black person in the US agree with someone pointing out some of the very racial issues black people have pointed out?  Because black folk in the US hate white folk as much as white folk hate them...It is so obvious to anyone that travels down south...

And so the idea of a white guy trying to help is well not appreciated.. cause I am white.. funny how we always judge people on how they look... sad really...

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Why do woman believe men when they tell them how many girls they have been with?

One of the very real things about being a man is having notches in your belt.  As discusting as it may sound there is this sense of being more manly if you sleep with more girls.  I remember once at a rugby get together these two guys were talking about how many girls they had been with and this guy blurted out in the middle of a conversation he was having 126 girls.  I found that odd to blurt out in the middle of a conversation.. but hey at the time I was a virgin so I had never fed my snake.. plus I was hopeful that I would enjoy.. well one woman at that time.. I still believed in love... which I no longer do...

A few years later I was in the Navy on the gunrun and this very nice guy told his long time girlfriend he had been with 6 girls when he had been with 20...

Another guy who I played football with was a virgin 3 times..

The whole point being that men lie and woman believe them.. and let them fucke them without condoms, without getting tested... and I just don't get why?  Do you want AID's, herpes, or many of the other STD's which are easier to catch for woman and can have much more serious consequences....

Men are generally happy to be having sex.. but we will lie, cheat or steal to not have to.. as sad as it sounds it is up to woman to say no.. to say bag it.. cause men are just that stupid.. but if you make us we will.. we will likely last longer.. and be better in bed.. plus you won't have to worry for 6 months about having the HIV..

check out my youtube channel... http://youtube.com/igebadia

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igebadia... the youtube acid freak....

Shanes video:

http://youtube.com/igebadia  tell your mom igebadia

fan me on fb at http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=15039045275  it is my app... no you never have to add it...

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I am a shenanigan...

This was on my youtube channel.. wtf does it mean?  They call me igebadia... www.youtube.com/igebadia for a lot of madness

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YouTube messaage: I Call Shenanigans????WTF

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Tales of the Penis: We need Obama girl's breasts... ((tag:boobs obama girl justin bieber breaks foot wembley stadium tweeniboppers tweets twitter taylor swift usher pdiddy one less lonely girl time igebadia)

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WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER!?!?

I want to know who this justin bieber so I decide to do the research and he beating me on youtube and get sign by usher and pdiddy. When I get sign!? SO I DO RAP DISS to impress all musical producer

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The tales of the penis:  Big boobs

Video notes
- google a 15teen year old boy
- intervention
- big breasts
- newmoon
- kareoke
- stick to free streaming porn

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boys get insecure too...

Nathilie from Communitychannel http://bit.ly/6IHnOC did this video... on people's status on msn, facebook or other live chat

brb, bbl, you can all kiss my arse. It's bad enough everyone shows up offline :( YEAH I KNOW. Joking. Not really.
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Hope you guys are enjoying your weeks, I'll be back in two days. Hope you're all well.
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This is the igebadia's random response.. no script..just igebadia raw....

status updates can drive boys insane when their crushes come online... checkout my blog to get all my updates.. they call me http://youtube.com/igebadia

 

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