Why do we see masturbating as wrong?

Like many tubers I have done more than one video talking about how I masturbate.  For a guy it is something you do from a very young age till the day you die.  It is part of being a man, the part that nobody ever wants to talk about and I just don't get why?  What is this stigma we have towards the human body and masturbation as if there is something wrong with it?

We have a body and on it for a guy at least is a penis... why should we feel bad about making ourselves feel good?

I suppose if your religious you would say it is not wrong to masturbate as long as you don't lust after someone... which begs the question what the heck do you think about?  Would you rather have your son thinking of the dog than some girl?  Maybe that is how beastiality became a word.    Some poor guy was trying not to think about the hot girl down the road, saw a goat and had the best masturbation ever... maybe after that moment he fell in love with the goat and it become part of history. 

Likely the next argument that people will use is it pushes young boys to go online to look at porn.  I might argue that as a boy with a PC you are going to go online to look at porn regardless.  Where else are you actually going to learn about sex?  But wait no that is wrong cause porn is an addiction and you will lose all interest in actual girls... like that would ever happen..

Seriously who actually comes up with this bullshit and it is bullshit cause any guy with a penis knows that porn is simply to get the aignst out..not that you can explain it to women who actually get their feelings hurt when they find out their men still masturbate.. and the funny thing is when you are sexually active with someone you masturbate more because you want sex all the time...

To be honest it keeps you sane and faithful.. Leave it to women to not have a clue about evolution..

and you know the sad thing because of all our phobias about masturbation it never gets talked about.  Nobody talks about the fact that likely if you have a brother or dad he has jerked off in the shower and that shit is sticky.. he has jerked off over the toilet.. on the carpet.. on the bed, in a sock.. all the places that you share also..

but hey that is better than talking about it.... better than getting your kid a bunch of condoms with water based lube so he learns to use protection and can reduce the amount of time it takes to get the condom on the penis... god forbid you actually get the lube in a package that looks like shaving cream and can even double as shaving cream...so sister don't make fun of you. 

No biggie... it is only the penis and only sinful people get the HIV so who cares about teaching people how to be safe.  Ostrich sand right...

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Drugs, sex... and lesbians..what could be more fun

Recently because the sports section does not last a whole bathroom break I was forced to read Dear Anderson.. which is like a dear Abby with a Matrix like name for people who ask questions about life.  I know bad igebadia for reading this sappy woman stuff but hey I read cosmo when I was younger to better understand woman and upon occasion I read Dear Anderson because I am convinced she is a computer spy.. secretly keeping us trapped in the Matrix...

In today being Monday, Febuaray 1rst two questions were asked. 

The first was I married an addict.. I thought he would love me enough to quit and he didn't... well personally you get no pity from me cause guess what women you cannot fix a man's problems.  It is amusing to me because a lot of women I meet love the bad boy, love the messed up guy, love the guy with a ton of baggage and then get surprised that they are not enough.  Guess what ladies you cannot fix anyone but yourself.  Maybe you should look inside and ask yourself what would make you marry an addict?  That is asking for trouble cause darling the only person you can quit anything for is yourself.  Trust me... you cannot change for another person.. the change has to be for you so it lasts and it is real.  You should leave your husband.. it is that simple.. divorce is not death.. otherwise 50% of the people in this world would be dead.  He needs to decide he wants to quit for him.  You need to have some confidence and realize you deserve better.  It does not have to be emotional in any way shape or form.  Sit down with him, explain you love him but you deserve better and until he is able to provide you with what you deserve he needs to find a new place to live.  That is the only way because usually addiction comes from undealt with issues inside that he has been able to hide for years.
STOP ENABLING him.. which you are.  I am not saying you should not see him.  Go on dates but make it very clear that until he has been clean for 6 months and goes to AA meeting he will not be welcome to live with you...

The second question was I am not gay but I prefer women.. which is the latest female craze that just confuses guys.. yes hot girls are turning to chicks because they are tired of men who are dicks.  First off it took you 6 years to tell a girl you love her?  Well there is your first mistake.. you have no balls... and you deserve to get hurt because of that.  Being a man is having the balls to stand up and say I like you... and now you don't know what to do when she says she is a lesbian?  Really.. cause that is pretty clear to me.. HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE... dear gosh in 6 years she did not fall for you.. even after you told her she rejected you... but no you didn't listen... so she told you she was a lesbian.. and even now you are questioning what to do... seriously wake up, go get laid and get over it cause sometimes in life the people we love do not love us and it sucks.. it is the most horrible thing in the world..

Sometimes it will hurt so bad that you will lay there in your bed unable to move.. but over time it will hurt less...

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The vultures are swirling around Toyota

I am sitting here watching the news about Toyota and the recall.  This guy from Canada who never had a real problem with his car but did have to bring it in to have the fix applied to the gas peddle is joining the class action lawsuit.  How American I said to myself... this guy is going on about the hardship it has caused him and he should be compensated for it... personally I think people who look to get rich off lawsuits should be taken outside and shot.  Poor you.. you had your car recalled... oh whatever will you do.. lets sue cause of the stress.. seriously... if someone dies fine sue... if you can blame a faulty part.. then sue... but to join a class action lawsuit when all you have had to do is simply take your car back to the dealership... well then you are not a man.  Cause a real man.. a man with a penis... doesn't need to get free money from other people. 

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Vanity URL's are more valuable then your website

you know that more often than not the social connections can offer a company access to a persons feed.  This gives potential fbshares and tweets... It likely means the feed is worth more than a website.  Your subs, followers and fb fans.. allows you to entertain much like actors would.  That is the new form on entertainment.  we are all hooked on your toys..  every business has the ability to have dance breaks to help the blood flow..  shakeout the stress.  in china the engineers would go for a run at 3 pm at the powerplant...

Just step back and consider it.  posterous is fantastic.  It is the swiss army knife.  that takes text,pictures or video and updates where it matters.  people love reality tv, how they do that.  People them social sites.

a logo is one brand, your departments are 2.  assign each areas for their video responses cause it takes no time.  say to the server dude.  find 10 partner videos and all you do is a 2 minute video response.  build your subs in the least time consuming way.  your people are stars..

the feed is everything.. starbuck could be 400 feeds that create a cobweb that funnels traffic.  all you have to do is entertain and teach.  be original. 

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Rock stars..

Usually great insight comes through great pain.  Your unrest inside is normal you have ecess emotions to deal with.  Dating, falling in love, all that stuff, parents will be hard for you because you have a fractured mind.  Lack of some chemical.  You need the rush of music to fill that emptyness inside.. it is the way it is.. You just got to learn to face it.  Don't let the emotion make you do rash things.  You need to focus on you.. not your dad, your mom, your brother.. it will work itself out.. nothing you can do but focus on music and school.  It is your ticket out of the madness..

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Enjoy the show

I always pick a friend of sorts to email my crazy stories because shouldn't they get the guy stories.. if I am emailing a girl who their is no chance, not even a little then she should get the guy stories right... can't put them in her feed... cause then the little girls she teaches to swim... ok I can't think of swimming.. I am strange with girls... I give them the memory..  It was hard to see swim teams after this girl.. she made the right choice for her and as a guy you just go dam each time... each time you meet her through the randomness of life someone else beats you too it..  she looks like a normal girl... boring.. being an accountant.. I mean come on now.. with me she could of been a made up hero on the internet and that wouldn't be her at all... butterflys are wild in a way.. gypsy hearts... whose lifes and actions speak about who she is.. how in the subtle ways you only see when you are lucky enough to see her in that light...she will forever be the one you want to sleep with...

I mean honestly the rest of the crap.. yadyadyad... can I be more gay.. this is the problem when you are the poet.. you always are lovey dovy dovy.. I had my chance with her.. I have analysed the situation and long term complications.. the fact I suk at letting go but finally did it with a girl.. who got to me like the guy she had to give another chance.. the guy she left me for.. I wanted her to know that it is all good.. I get it... there are always people in our lives that the door is never closed.. that you need to make rulz for.. that is right.. the secret when you are half crazy and fucked in the head like me you cannot trust yourself...

I decide to get insecure on new years.. I always do this when I do not sleep the night before, I am tired and feeling fatalistic about flying.. why would anyone blow off their penis.. that is just wrong.. we need to change the topic...

So Wendy which is what I am calling this girl.. god spoke to me.. she should feel lucky it could be heart and stroke.. in my story.. in the tale from the mind of the madness.. she would be the geeky bookstore owner I would come to find out some lore or something.. with glasses.. and she would wear jeans.. she rocks jeans.. she rocks in just about everyway.. she is one of the girls that when you put that ring on her finger you do a dance cause you married above your studd muffin rating..

If I had any advice to her guy I would say get Cilias.. antibacteria soap has killed your penis and the time before the first and second and third time you know the time where as a girl your like fuck another one and done.. he is tired.. 18 teen year old.. wow da wow.. and frankly he should want to devour you.. there a magic to the way you are make a guy feel special in small wonderful ways.. you do not realize how many women suck at communicating love.  Do you know who was the nicest girl? 

Do you remember that flight attendant.. Flew to To to spend 2 days in a hotel have sex... I don't really enjoy sex anymore, haven't for a long time.. kind of bored when it is just sex, but even though she was emotionally messed in some ways.. she new how to make you feel sexy.  you know it was really hard to hear because we often have the worst impressions of ourself.. which is logical I suppose cause we have lived with ourselves our whole life.. evil when we bathed in shit..

I didn't it cause sometimes when we talked she would giggle... sometimes she would masturbate to me on the phone.. on gchat.. gvideo and fun... it was hard for me though.. you get older you get fatter..

You know why people cheat Wendy.... cause they are lacking in some way as a result likely from childhood pain.  people do drugs, people smoke, people chew tobacco, smoke weed, do meth to escape from a reality we can handle.  pictures that tear you apart... the past is often like a million worst versions of you.. failed moments when it took simply in believing in oneself.. funny how really the journey in life is figuring out what your brilliant in... and having the courage to go for broke...

You want to sell books Wendy.. you must be a pretentious, hot ass bitch.... If it is something you want to do I have a $1000 in the crazy ass books.. from throughout history.. it is yours.. free.. take them.. and let me teach you how to build that store yourself online, create a side income for yourself and then use that to go on vacation, start your own store.. you got to really focus on stuff you like.. the most important thing is to get the story of the book.. cause so many books have stories..

I know a lady whose father wants to sell his books so he can lower his estate value, english stuff.. his books are better than any bookstore you have ever seen.  Wendy his stories come with cheeses and wine.. if you love books you must talk to.. o dam now I have  to give her a name.. hot lips.. she is a good kisser.. it is not my fault... You have no idea how boring software that runs powerplants really is.. she knows how to make you wonder about the "MILF"  not enough cause dear gosh you know how easy it would be to fuck with her heart... she struggles has a lot of people do from extreme emotion.. a case of the crazies..

all it is, is not being able to handle our emotions at all times... cause some people feel more which is a blessing and curse..   hotlips is cool sometimes.. and yah if I had a chance I would tag that.. guys are dogs.. I mean honestly.. you only regret the ones that give you something permanent..kids or stds.. other than that who cares.. you say god forgive me... lol.. I am so bad..

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I love my dojogirls

I love my dogs.. my dogs rock.  I am always humbled by the amount of love they have where their tales shake, their whole bodies vibrate with love. 

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