Arianna On 'Countdown': You Never Just 'Have' The Votes For Anything Major, You Have To Go Get Them

The problem with climate change is you need a PHD to even start to grasp it. Sadly this means you are going to get a million different views from people who don't know what they are talking about. It also means if you did talk to someone that did you and 99% of the world wouldn't have a clue what they are saying. This is why I say forget about it.



Instead why don't you go down to the Gulf of Mexico and take a nice bath in the water. Go to the great pacific garbage patch to fish. Better yet why not come down to Alberta to have some 2-headed, asexual mercury poisoned fish. Only one per year, cause I want you to be safe. Then travel up north where there is a town which studies have shown pollution has caused cancer rates to rise. Still not convinced come down and meet the inuit from the Olympics. Shoot you can't they fell into the oceans as they covered their homes. Better yet go live in California right next to the coast line and watch the water rise and Cali sink. Go sleep next to any TVA powerplant watch the filth get pumped into the air. Or go to Bejing in the winter and you won't see the sun at all. The rain will burn your skin. We have soldout our children's world and frankly we won't be able to fix what we have destroyed with our greed.
About Climate Bill
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Ancient Dildo Excavated In Sweden? (NSFW PHOTO)

Even in ancient times man is being outdone by technology. At least it was not an ancient electric toothbrush. Wonder if women back in the day would lean up against a rock near a waterfall to get the good vibrations. Do you think women would make these themselves or are they something you would say buy at the local stone shop? Can you imagine what sex must of smelled like back in the day? No toothpaste, no clean showers, no trimming on both sides.



Back when I was 23 years old I was living with this girl. We go to one of those adult toy shop and the guy comes up to us. Is this your first vib? I nearly died right there from laughter. You get better service buying a vib than you do at 95% of the stores out there.



Forgive me I use to be normal. Then my penis f$#ked with my brain.
About Sex
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You want to talk vampires..

I have had enough of this wanna bee vampire crap.  Twilight, Vampire diaries and the gates are nothing but hocus pocus.  You all make them seem so silly and stupid.  You look at them as if they are hindered by the same burden of time we are.  Think about it for a moment.  Think about your smartest and brightest who live what 100 years if really lucky.  A vampire lives on average a google long.  It is why we call them googolians for the average life spans.  I know it sounds gay but the cats were angry at google cause they locked the cats out of their youtube account and so they said screw you google you robot mutant army of nanobots.  Has anyone ever actually seen anyone at google in person.  They are all just robots built by apple.  Apple runs google.  wait that doesn't sound right.  It is the problem with having so many minds.. you never really know which memory is your own...

this world is just one of an infinite versions of the math.  Each having the potential to have live and not have life... again with the reference of a cat.. tell me which cat do I talk of.. muahaha... life exists and does not exist... 50 - 50 we only know when we observe it.  see they observe it in a way, never losing the knowledge because of time.  Everything connected through shared blood ties which I will describe another day.  This world is but one of millions with life, just small differences that you barely notice.  Some more interesting than others.  Basically anything that the math could create it does and everything you wish it wouldn't create it does.  Those who live the longest.. those whose DNA, cells are different in some tiny way that gives 1 mutation in a billion an advantage.  Googolians have theres.. and believe me it isn't that mumbo jumbo in twilight. 

Where will I start...

1.  Blood:  If you think vamps ever drink animal blood you are an idiot.  Why would they when you can go to the local store and get a nice bottle of blood wine.     They don't even really call it that.  Not that it matters much but they were the first to really understand that guilt upon many choices reduces the overall affect of the guilty party.  If they felt guilt in anyway shape or form.. well except for a few and even then it is barely noticible.   Definitely not the panty wearing   pussies in twilight.  Closer to a vulcan with a temper would be more like it.  Those with the emotions were the most dangerous usually.  The ones who would not adopt the quiet long term life style.. of commerce.  

Bloodwine is one of the largest industries.  It is made to look and taste like the gentle taste of wine but with the bloods special powers.  Do you really think priests give you wine.. it contains what you would call nanotechnology through biotect.  living breathing micro bots built to control your emotions with subtle changes in your chemical balance. 

Crazy you might say even though you will yell about nameless corporations. 

I suppose I should stop for today.  You are probably getting scared.  I understand.. HIV by the way was simply a blood spice gone wrong.  If you mortals really new about the world you live in.  You would not be so willing to spend the day watching TV... fat makes beef taste good and blood with a good fat content makes the best wine.  The amount of money they make in bloodwine sold as real wine which allows them to control the body index of people.  Imagine an infinite worlds with life.  They got everything automated now and are able to offer generational brands.   Kennedy is a popular flavor.  They had to kill the president.  He found out that key members of his inner circle were vamps.  It caused such a big mess until Oswald sacrificed himself for the greater good.. which means letting them shoot him, and having his buddies pick him up at the morge.

you should of seen the papers on that day..

who am I you are thinking.. in time you will come to know

That is all I got today.. brain is tired..

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They Keep Stealing - Why Keep Paying?

It is a crazy world we live in where it might actually make more sense to not pay your mortgage than pay. What can we do? Well you can go to church and pray for Jesus kind of like our parents did while corporations pillaged our earth. You can trust those in govt who were in govt when the shit hit the fan. I group GOP and democrats in govt cause they really are not all that different. Or you can walk down to the local watering hole. Have a beer and watch our leaders waste money on a nice big screen TV. Or if you are really bored come on down to Canada which I suggest is like a 51rst state cause our political leaders try to be more american everyday and watch us waste a billion dollars so a bunch of old guys who can't figure out the phone or video chat can not solve our problems. The good news though in Canada our beer has more booze in it so it will hurt less when they screw you up the ass..



Forgive my humor but I have little faith in our world to solve these problems. Not only do I have to pay for my parents to live when they get old and senile, but I have to clean up the messes they have and will continue to make until we can elect someone with half a brain instead of these old twits.
About The Bailouts
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Boy Scouts Can Ban Gays And Keep Free City-Owned Space In Philadelphia, Jury Rules

Why are people still afraid of gay guys? Seriously they do not compete for women so from an evolutionary stand point they are cool. From a population control aspect gay folk tend not to have kids. I mean dam if you believe that evolution made us into gods image, gay folks don't evolve anymore so maybe god is gay.. not to mention if you want to talk to girls who better to help you than a gay guy. GAY GUYS make the best wingmen.. not to mention the whole gspot in the ass thing.. seems to me god knew gay would happen if you give a guy a penis and you put a gspot in the male ass.. Men are simple we stick our penis into things and if we like it we stick with it.



That said this idea that gay men are somehow going to corrupt... or do bad things to children is bullshit. It is as silly as the catholic church blaming gay people in the church for the habit of sticking there dicks in choir boys.



The reality is a small % of the population will have something gone haywire where they are attracted to young boys and girls. These people are not gay or straight but flaws in the math of life. We have to lock them away or if I had my way cut off the penis to protect the rest of us.
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Is the Universe Merely a Statistical Accident?

Do you remember stats? How the chances of a coin being heads or tails is 50% give or take a % point. If you asked what are the chances you would role two heads in a row it would be .5 x .5 which would be 25%. Now look at life from the start of the big bang. How many things had to go right for me to be here writing to you? I would suggest it would be an asymptote approaching 0. I would also argue that life happening randomly is likely < or = two people having the same DNA which we say isn't possible. therefore if I have said things correctly which is never a given life is impossible right. If it is more likely two people have the same DNA than life happening then life would be impossible because 2 people having the same DNA would be impossible. Thus the improbability of life suggests a higher power. Although I would suggest what a higher power is will be much different than our bibles. I would guess god would be energy since all that this universe.. everything is, is a form of energy..but none of us know.. cause dead men tell no tales.
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This is as close as you will get to me

Forgive me for killing two birds with one blog post but I hate keywords.  Generally speaking blogs should have a genre, thus a % of keywords should be repeated in each blog post.  Would be nice if a person could simple tag a keword which would be replaced in posterous by that common subset.  So instead of me typing 10 keywords.  I could type one unique tag.  This would grab my set and then add a few more to contextualize. 

Just thought and no I cannot spell.  It is interesting in that I don't like soccer.. world cup be damed.  I remember in Turkey, the hotel was usually packed but I go down stairs at 8 pm and everyone is in this small lounge watching Turkey play in a stadium with no people. 

You know the annoying part about posterous?  People don;t really get how it is a vital part of social marketing.  I use all the sites and posterous reduces a lot of time... 

Feeling weird I suppose today.  I struggle to sleep.  I have so many voices in my head and the internet is a frustrating place.  It is really like the wild west.  Plus it changes so fast you can never relax and too many businesses don't really have a clue about marketing.  Had a job interview with AMA.  they walk in and the first thing she asks me about is PPC.  I am like I hate PPC cause the ads generally link to crap sites.. if you are a good site why would you risk getting cologne on you.. cause that is what it is like from a user perspective.  You get judged on the sites above and below you..

I fundimentally disagree with this notion that you got to game, scam or trick users into buying your products.  See the problem with marketing is too often it is just annoying email campaigns and costly ads.  I am like that is so yesterday dumbasses.. that is what I was thinking.. well I was also thinking dear gosh , stupid people.  They are AMA which is like the CAA and they don't have a mobile app to replace the card in my wallet.  they talk about SEO yet do not have social plugins to get your site linked in facebook. 

What do I care.. I just would of loved that job.. I would of made their social marketing stream profitable.  I would of created the most kickass apps.. I don't know how to build them but I do know how to imagine things that would be useful and fun.. it is kind of my thing.. see what nobody gets is your daughters drama class doing glee like songs each week as a joint partnership with the school could be a marketing plan and get you a tax reciept..

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